Talking to one's self

Subject: Talking to one's self Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:20 am

((eet seems to mee thaht uoo have seemed to fuurrgottn tu add theys.))
Characters, self, other people, ect. What a Face

Me: no- bad. no putting the fork in the toster.
Me: but I wanna put the fork in the toaster.
Me: but you shoulden't.
Me: whyyy?
Me: because, you know what'll happen.
Me: whazzat?
Me: you'll be zapped.
Me: ooh. ow.
Me: yeah.
Me: pweese?
Me: no.
Me: pweese?
Me: NO!
Rocky: *unplugs toaster* THERE. I'm tired of listening to you fight about putting things into the toaster.
Me: *puts in fork* YAY!
Me: ...
Me: hey, where does the bread go whenh you put it into a toaster? because bread goes in. toast comes out. where did the bread go?
Me: *faicpalm*
Rocky: ......

Subject: Re: Talking to one's self Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:05 am

Me: It goes to toast heaven where it meets with jesus toast.
Me: *whack* idiot! It goes to BREAD heaven!
Me: *whack* NO! TOAST!
Me: *whack* BREAD!
Me: *whack* TOAST!
Me: *whack* BREAD!
Me: *whack* TOAST!
Cairo (To Shay): Is she REALLY hitting herself repeatedly in the head with a pair of over mitts?
Me: *whack* BREAD!
Me: *whack* TOAST!
Shay (To Cairo): I think so.
Me: *whack* BREAD!
Me: *whack* TOAST!
Rhetorical Fairy (To Shay): RHETORICAL QUESTION! *whack*
Me: *whack* BREAD!
Me: *whack* TOAST!
Cairo (To Rhetorical Fairy): It wasn't rhetorical.
Me: *whack* BREAD!
Me: *whack* TOAST!
Rhetorical Fairy (To self): Shoot. *poof*
Me: *whack* BREAD!
Me: *whack* TOAST!
Me: *whack* BREAD!
Me: *whack* TOAST!
Me: BREADTOAST!
Me: What were we talking about????
Me: BREADTOAST!

Subject: Re: Talking to one's self Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:30 pm

Me: Zomg!
Me: RETARD.
Me: What!?
Me: Whaddyou think!?
Me: I don't know that's why I'm asking you!
Me: A, you're obsessed with pokemon and cats.
Me: Tchya. Fer sher.
Me: EXACTLY!
Me: STOP BEING SO MEAN! *cries*
Me: Oh, come on, don't cry! I-I didn't mean to-
Me: *cries harder*
Me: SHADDAP YA RETARD!!!
Me: *stops*
Me: Now I know why I hate you.
Me: You mean why you hate you.
Me: Whatever, you know what I mean.

Subject: Re: Talking to one's self Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:21 am

Rocky:.... WHY ARE YOU REMINDING ME OF MY MISTAKES NOW?
Lily: lol. because. i'm evil. not my fault that you dessimated 40 years of your life.
Rocky:... dosen't that kill your life too?
Lily:..... O.O that's.... a... valid.... point.... TOPIC CHANGE!
Rocky: that's what i thought.

Subject: Re: Talking to one's self Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:39 am

Me: Which is why you use a condom. ANYWAYS-
Neon: What's a-
Me: Shuddup, Neon.
Neon: But-
Me: Shhh.
Clair: Hey, where's my watch?
Neon: What's a condom?
Me: Oh god.
Clair: It's a- Wait...Aren't you older than me?
Neon: Mhm. *nodding*
Clair: Oh. Wow. ANYWAYS- where's my watch?
Me: *guiltily* I don't have it.
Clair: *glares* Suure you don't.

Subject: Re: Talking to one's self Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:43 am

lol
Rocky: WHAT DOES COMDOMS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!
Jon: Condemn?
Lily: condament?
Jon: Condominium?
Scott: African wild dog?
Jon:...
Lily: uuuhh. Scott? you ruined it. eh, i coulden't thing of another word...
Jon: Fail.
Lily: OH! well then, if you are so BRILLIANT what was YOUR next word?
Jon: *slaps lily*
Lily: ow.
Mike: DIE!
Rocky: ... -_- *faicpalm*
Scott: LAA LAA LAA!!!!
Ray: Dictionary?
Cooper: whinny.
Lily: ow...... that hurt....
Q: BACK INFERNAL RHINO!
Lily: how did we get to the african savannah?
Scott: i liek teh bako box!
Lily: (box box?)
Rocky: END OF CONVERSATION!!!!
Lily: nuh-uh!
Rocky: yes.
Lily: who says?
Rocky: Me.
Lily: curse you and your valid points.

Subject: Re: Talking to one's self Fri May 01, 2009 12:28 am

Lily's Stupidity.
Continued....

Me: OOH! METAL!
Me: ack! it's rusty!
Me: NOM!
Me: WHAT?! YOU IDIOT! DON"T EAT THE RUSTY METAL!
Me: it tasteslikefish... ._. whynot?
Me: BECAUSE IT WEEL KEEL YOUUU!
Me: OH NO! I DON WANNA BE KILT!
Me: ooh, but it DOES have a weird texture.
Me: i know riiiiiiiight?
Me:....
Me: *awesomefaic*